Today SMS

Wat is the Similarity between
FACEBOOK & JAIL ..?

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In both cases people sit,
waste time and write on walls..
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Height Of Insult !
Im not saying
You are stupid
Im just saying
You have got bad luck
When it comes to thinking.

Good Morning.

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GIRL:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?
BOY:Bolo kya krun.
GIRL:Mere liye chand la skte ho?
BOY:Fir kya prithvi k charo trf tera baap ghumega